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10 - Isigcawu seshumi

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(Kuselokishini eSikhawini, uSpider uxoxa nabanye. Sebebonile ukuthi impilo yakhe isishintshile.)

MARTHA: Spider mfanomdala, izinto zikuhambela kahle impela kulezi zinsuku.

SPIDER: Awuzwe usisi edlala ngami madoda! Ukususela kuphi lokho okushoyo?

MARTHA: Ngibuka phela indlela osushaya ngayo ukotini muva nje. Manje usugqoka ngendlela ehluke kakhulu kunale obugqoka ngayo kuqala.

ZORO: Usho le nto nami engiyibonayo wena Martha. USpider manje usegqoka amadesigner clothes –oHugo Boss, Giorgio Armani, Paul Smith noPaul & Shark babuzwa kuyena.

MARTHA: Akasayingeni eyokuba nguhembe linye. Ngiyakutshela wena!

ZORO: Usenenqwaba yamabhulukwe nezicathulo. Iteki useligqoka nje mhla ethandile, hhayi indaba yokubelesela iteki kusukela ngoMsombuluko

kuze kuyoba ngomunye uMsombuluko. (Bahleke bobathathu.)

MARTHA: Ngabe wagqekeza kuphi? Kudela owaziyo!

ZORO: Ngiyethemba ukuthi nezikweletu zotshwala ezingakhokhwa sekwaba yinto angasayazi leyo manje.

MARTHA: Lutho, ngabe nje ngiyamqambela umntanabantu.USpider useyikhasimende lami elihle kabi manje. Usehlale ethenga ngokheshi njalo nje. Kanti-ke uma kwenzekile wakweleta, isikweletu sami usikhokha njengokwethembisa kwakhe. Amanga akasenawo neze manje.

ZORO: Spider, uyoze usho ukuthi imali engaka uyithathaphi. Buka nje, ushaya ngezinhlobo ezahlukene zomakhalekhukhwini abaphambili. Abantu ubabamba emoyeni ngeBlackBerry mfana.

SPIDER: Martha, ngicela ungiphe ivosi ngale mali. Ngifuna ukudla bese ngiyazihambela ngiyolala. Ngiyabona ukuthi nina nihlangene ngami.

MARTHA: Uzoke ulinde imizuzu embalwa ngisakwenzela. Ipapa lona?

SPIDER: Lilungile, ungangenzela nalo.

(Bamenzele ukudla kwakhe esitsheni angahamba naso. Bamnikeze bese evalelisa. UMartha noZoro baqhubeke bodwa ngengxoxo yokuthuthuka kwempilo kaSpider.)

ZORO: Kunjengoba sisho nje wena Martha. Ikhona ngempela indlela uSpider athola ngayo imali. Ngineqiniso lokuthi lapho ayithola khona kuyakhalwa.

MARTHA: Phela uSpider ujwayelene nalesi sigelekeqe esinguKK.

ZORO: Uqedile-ke uma usho njalo. Yonke le mali asenayo manje uSpider uyithola ngaye uKK.

MARTHA: Impela kunjalo. Kodwa-ke iqiniso elimsulwa ukuthi kwesinye isikhathi indlela eya ekunotheni iyingcuphe. Uyabona njengoba ngithengisa utshwala ngingenayo imvume ngisengcupheni yokuboshelwa ukuthengisa utshwala ngingenawo amaphepha angigunyaza ukuba ngingabuthengisa.

ZORO: Uqinisile.

MARTHA: Thina sihlulwa yini ukuguqula izimpilo zethu sinothe njengoba kwenza uSpider noKK?

ZORO: Ayikho into engasehlula.

(UZoro aqedele ukuphuza ingilazi yakhe bese evalelisa.)

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Publisher: University of South Africa
Print publication year: 2012

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