Alexander Pope, eighteenth-century England's most prominent poet and his generation's most frequently portrayed celebrity, dominated the emergent literary marketplace as the first self-supporting, non-playwriting professional author (shrewd enough to rely on an aristocratic coterie of subscribers to get his start, yet savvy enough to supervise almost every aspect of the publication process), while fascinating his audience as a spectacle of deformity. Characterizing the life of a wit in the preface to the first published volume of his Works (1717) as “a warfare upon earth,” and complaining as a well-established poet and celebrity in his 1735 Epistle to Arbuthnot of “this long disease, my life,” which poetry and friendship served to ease, this protean master of the heroic couplet suffered a war between an exceptional mind and a body lambasted as “at once resemblance and disgrace” of humanity's “noble race.” Barely four and a half feet tall when grown, in Voltaire's words “protuberant before and behind” (current medical science attributes his deformity to childhood tuberculosis of the spine, otherwise known as Pott's disease, contracted from a wet nurse, while his contemporaries also considered trampling by a cow and excessive study as potential causes), socially disenfranchized for his Catholicism, Pope transformed his marginality into a source of creative self-reflection, self-possession, and self-legitimation. His life's work was the ultimate couplet of deformity and poetic form.