In my last foray into ethical brain teasers (“The Environmental Professional in Public Office: Putting Schizophrenia to Work for You,” Issue 4(1) of Environmental Practice), I painted a picture of rampant schizophrenia within the ranks of the government regulatory corps, at one point in the day being expected to uphold the ethics of blind justice enforcing legislation over which the Environmental Professional had no control, and then minutes later being expected to be the consummate scientist.